HALLOWEEN QUOTES, SCARY MESSAGES, POEMS AND FREE ECARDS

HALLOWEEN QUOTES, SCARY MESSAGES, POEMS AND FREE ECARDS

• Happy Halloween from your fiend.
• Nothing gives you a better day on Halloween than having a good hair day. Make sure you use a lot of scare-spray.
• Have as much fun as a ghost this Halloween. No body has as much fun as a ghost.
• I hope you have a killer day this Halloween.
• I'm glad to have you as my ghoul-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween. (for a girlfriend)
• I am dying to have a great Halloween with you. Happy Halloween!
• Halloween is really just a day for us to dress up like our favorite characters and act like kids again without anyone thinking we are crazy. Happy Halloween.
• Don't be yourself! It's Halloween!
• Good friends share their Halloween candy.
• October 31st is the best day to be weird. Then, on November 1st, you have to put your mask and costume back on to blend into society.
• Check your candy for razor blades. Those things are expensive.
• Halloween is the best time to show your neighbors how normal you are by dressing up like a monster and threatening them if they don't give you candy. Then later that night you can go trick-or-treating too.
• I hope you are able to dance like a ghost this Halloween. Let's BOOOgie
• The skeleton laughed at this Halloween card message. It tickled his funny bone.
• Don't forget to brush your teeth tonight. You don't want to get a boo-thache. (from a dentist)
• The werewolf wants to wish you a Happy Howloween!
• There's no reason to be scared on Halloween, unless you are a Reese's peanut butter cup.
• I hope your Halloween doesn't suck like a vampire.
• Wishing you a Halloween that screams!